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Friday, 17 December 2010
hello again, super sian, den see everyone else's blog, den suddenly remember i have 1 too.
just a summary of 2010 since it's going to an end. nothing much all about army.
1. brunei, the most "awesome" place 1 could yearn for. the hills or say mountains is so deadly. when you climb up 1, you thought its going to end, who knows its another downhill. up down up down, till i got heat exhaustion, partly cos i got fever. then as usual, get scolded cos he says i can die.
2. 2nd year specs came in, initially not very good impression of them, cos they always get us into trouble, haha, opps, then somemore my team de DY never go taiwan den i become DY/signaller again, carry round 40++ kg. but overall it was fun, hiding and buying fried chicken from ninja van. as usual, good things or moments always end with a scolding session. then during R&R, he got so irritating that i ask hm to 'diam', apparently he heard den he tot was stanley, but luckily stanley gei siao so prevent me from another scolding session
3. then come another mission out of singapore. details not to be disclosed
4. happiest period, the yog, as usual, scolding sessio, from the 2330 incident to the going into water incident, all i kena, innocentl accept it. the going into water was worse, totally not my fault den Fuck me, ccb. is the smelly ass want go inside water after getting instruction from 4sir mortar PS, den he come ask me why sabo smelly go inside, nnbcb, then that smelly still smile smile or rather smell.
5. atec stage 1, got redcon 1, yeah, i fell down, den the rifle poke into my throat, tot i will have ah du voice, luckily didnt, den got mc, skipped 9div sports day, wahahah
6. got atn c for 10 days, cos foot got infection, as usual de la, he call gan me, says need go for InAD shoot if not nvr get marksman, den i ask him anything he take responsibility, cos if like tt sure cannot go stage 2, den he fuckng cb call me again, says some stuff like i good soldier wurn geng, rest well, don go InAD oso nvm.
7. stage 2, shaq, but its over now
8. going somewhere over the ocean in 1 week time, after tt go MTI, den dragonball or dragon fire, forget already
9. last but not list, 11/02/2011, ORDDDDDD
then some of my juniors going in le, remember don be stupid like me says no to command sch, aim for it, go for it!
just a summary of 2010 since it's going to an end. nothing much all about army.
1. brunei, the most "awesome" place 1 could yearn for. the hills or say mountains is so deadly. when you climb up 1, you thought its going to end, who knows its another downhill. up down up down, till i got heat exhaustion, partly cos i got fever. then as usual, get scolded cos he says i can die.
2. 2nd year specs came in, initially not very good impression of them, cos they always get us into trouble, haha, opps, then somemore my team de DY never go taiwan den i become DY/signaller again, carry round 40++ kg. but overall it was fun, hiding and buying fried chicken from ninja van. as usual, good things or moments always end with a scolding session. then during R&R, he got so irritating that i ask hm to 'diam', apparently he heard den he tot was stanley, but luckily stanley gei siao so prevent me from another scolding session
3. then come another mission out of singapore. details not to be disclosed
4. happiest period, the yog, as usual, scolding sessio, from the 2330 incident to the going into water incident, all i kena, innocentl accept it. the going into water was worse, totally not my fault den Fuck me, ccb. is the smelly ass want go inside water after getting instruction from 4sir mortar PS, den he come ask me why sabo smelly go inside, nnbcb, then that smelly still smile smile or rather smell.
5. atec stage 1, got redcon 1, yeah, i fell down, den the rifle poke into my throat, tot i will have ah du voice, luckily didnt, den got mc, skipped 9div sports day, wahahah
6. got atn c for 10 days, cos foot got infection, as usual de la, he call gan me, says need go for InAD shoot if not nvr get marksman, den i ask him anything he take responsibility, cos if like tt sure cannot go stage 2, den he fuckng cb call me again, says some stuff like i good soldier wurn geng, rest well, don go InAD oso nvm.
7. stage 2, shaq, but its over now
8. going somewhere over the ocean in 1 week time, after tt go MTI, den dragonball or dragon fire, forget already
9. last but not list, 11/02/2011, ORDDDDDD
then some of my juniors going in le, remember don be stupid like me says no to command sch, aim for it, go for it!
Monday, 1 February 2010
feeling kind of emo now, but dunno who to turn to...
back from brunei, but den durn reall feel tt happy.
tink its something impossible ba, i tink too much already, haha, as usual.
this trip makes me treasure things more. i dreamt of many ppl during my sleep in the jungle.
and my close encounter with death at BIANG, somehow i tink that it was her who saved me. durn tink too much la, its my grandmother. i not quite sure it was which grandmother, nevertheless, tink they durn wan to see me so soon ba.
let nature takes its course
tink its something impossible ba, i tink too much already, haha, as usual.
this trip makes me treasure things more. i dreamt of many ppl during my sleep in the jungle.
and my close encounter with death at BIANG, somehow i tink that it was her who saved me. durn tink too much la, its my grandmother. i not quite sure it was which grandmother, nevertheless, tink they durn wan to see me so soon ba.
let nature takes its course
Friday, 1 January 2010
hello prople, i'm back with some management lessons, haha, enjoy
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone..
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone..
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
Sunday, 27 December 2009
hai, this is my new hair style, quite nice rite, hahahhaha
just watch finish 洗冤录, nice show i can say, its about a coroner wanting to help the dead and live seek redress through inspecting the dead body. through the dead bodies, he found many answers to unsolved mystery.
this erm sort of, gave rise to my dream of becoming forensic scientist. i told someone yesterday about my long lost dream. surprisingly, she said its was cool and ask me learn le must teach her. quite surprise by her reaction i must say, cos i told many others and many said i was crazy cos i need to see dead bodies almost everyday. but den i told her this may be a dream nvr fulfiled cos i nvr take bio in sec skul and jc.
but i always hold this principle of helping ppl seek redress and bring culprit to sentence. so i might sign on as police inspector, which i' currently thinking whether i should go about doing. hai, tink i have to ask ppl.
Saturday, 26 December 2009
something to complain
just now go cut my hair, den tell the barber i wan to cut 1,2,1, den he say okae, den he ask whether i going army, i answered yes.
next moment, he took the shaver and "aim" in between, wad the den start shaving my hair. now i'm like back in tekong, botak again.
better durn let me see the barber who lives in my block 3rd floor. ANGRY
just now go cut my hair, den tell the barber i wan to cut 1,2,1, den he say okae, den he ask whether i going army, i answered yes.
next moment, he took the shaver and "aim" in between, wad the den start shaving my hair. now i'm like back in tekong, botak again.
better durn let me see the barber who lives in my block 3rd floor. ANGRY
Thursday, 24 December 2009
hi everyone. my current status is excuse RMJ, haha, sprained my leggie.. cos of CSB, yeah 8th jan my mom will don the badge for me:)
chanced upon a story which goes like this:
1 day a new lecturer went into his new class. he took out a glass jar. and he started filling the jar with rock. then he asked the students is the jar fully filled. so, the ans came as a NO.
yup, the jar is not filled. so the lecturer continue filling the jar, this time with pebbles. though the pebbles filled up the spaces in between the jar, he asked the students whether jar is filled again, and the ans is still no.
next, he poured in some sand. so he asked again is the jar filled, this time round since the sand particles are small enough to fill up the remaining spaces, the students answered yes.
the lecturer then continue to fill the jar with a cup of coffee. this act made the students laughed.
the lecturer then explained, the jar is comparable to our life. at different stages we are filling in different things. in order to make the best out of it, we have to carefully choose wad we want to fill first. so we have to fill in the rocks, in order for other things to fill the reaining spaces. so our priority is rock which is our food, shelter family friends, things we cannot live without.
next we can fill with pebbles which can be our wants, then sand. the cotinuation of filling in coffee is to tell us that no matter how bus our life is, we still need time aside for a cup of coffee or two.
meaningful right..
chanced upon a story which goes like this:
1 day a new lecturer went into his new class. he took out a glass jar. and he started filling the jar with rock. then he asked the students is the jar fully filled. so, the ans came as a NO.
yup, the jar is not filled. so the lecturer continue filling the jar, this time with pebbles. though the pebbles filled up the spaces in between the jar, he asked the students whether jar is filled again, and the ans is still no.
next, he poured in some sand. so he asked again is the jar filled, this time round since the sand particles are small enough to fill up the remaining spaces, the students answered yes.
the lecturer then continue to fill the jar with a cup of coffee. this act made the students laughed.
the lecturer then explained, the jar is comparable to our life. at different stages we are filling in different things. in order to make the best out of it, we have to carefully choose wad we want to fill first. so we have to fill in the rocks, in order for other things to fill the reaining spaces. so our priority is rock which is our food, shelter family friends, things we cannot live without.
next we can fill with pebbles which can be our wants, then sand. the cotinuation of filling in coffee is to tell us that no matter how bus our life is, we still need time aside for a cup of coffee or two.
meaningful right..